X-Men (2000): Stan Lee’s Cameo

The hotdog vendor on the beach:

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Patlabor: Kanuka Clancy’s NYPD Uniform

I thought I’d stick to the subjects for which reference material is harder to find, hence, this one.

As you can see, she wears at least two different uniforms over the course of the series and the movies.

Aliens: “Marking Flares” Wallets

Based on this screencap, when Ripley’s getting ready to go into the atmosphere processor to rescue Newt:

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I re-created the lettering and created this customized nylon wallet:

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Digital composite by Zazzle

Reasonably close, I think, within the confines of Zazzle’s offerings. This is not an exact replica. Perhaps suitable for the more polite occasions when your Pulp Fiction “BAD M.F.ER” wallet would not be appropriate. Probably not a good idea to take it through security, though.

Marking Flares Wallet at Zazzle!

Jeepers Creepers 3

Jeepers Creepers sequel. Action-Horror-Musical. Starring Samuel L. Jackson.

Jeepers Creepers 3 – Spring Break Musical!
– – –
Story treatment by
M. Jenkins & J. Hurley
– – –
We pick up from the end of JC2:
The Sheriff is waiting for the thing to awaken.
He says to himself, “Wish I had some back-up.”
He thinks for a minute and decides to call the State Highway Patrol.
SHERIFF: “Hey Jimmy, it’s Travis. Listen, I got this demon thing nailed to a wall in my barn. It’s sleeping right now, but I think it’s gonna wake up tonight and cause a ruckus. I’d sure appreciate it if you and a few of your boys’d come up here and help me keep an eye on it. … No, I am _not_ drunk on corn-cob liquor. Just asking an old friend for a little help. … I got donuts & coffee. … Thank you kindly. I’ll put on the porch light for you.”
Captain Jimmy and two other State Highway Patrolmen arrive soon thereafter, tearing ass and peeling rubber to get to the coffee and donuts as quickly as possible.
A few minutes later, the gentlemen all settled down in rocking chairs in the barn, with coffee and donuts aplenty, Captain Jimmy begins to ask questions.
JIMMY: “Now, Travis, what’s all this bullshit about demons nailed to your wall? If I have to haul you into town and throw you in the drunk tank again, I am going to be … very disappointed.”
TRAVIS: “Oh, it’s right up there.”
He gestures with his shotgun to the far wall of the barn, where the creature is nailed to the wall.
All the Highway Patrolmen freak out. They simply hadn’t noticed it until now.
ALL: “JFC! WTF! OMG!”
TRAVIS: “He’s still sleeping.”
The creature twitches slightly.
All the Highway Patrolmen freak out.
ALL: “JFC! WTF! OMG!”
TRAVIS: “Looks like he’s waking up.”
The creature begins to strain and then thrash about.
TRAVIS: “Probably best to start shooting.”
Everyone furiously fires at the monster. It roars and screams. Soon the creature’s restraints, weakened by time, the monster’s actions and heavy gunfire, fail and it falls to the floor of the barn. The men have all run out of ammo, and the creature stops moving or howling. It is still alive, however, brething heavy, ragged breaths.
JIMMY: “What the ish?!”
TRAVIS: “Jimmy, can I ask you to … uh … cuff that thing and take it down to the jail? My barn wall ain’t in no condition to hold it no more, and that’s pretty much all I had set up.”
Jimmy takes a long, hard look at the monster, then the barn wall, and then at Travis.
JIMMY: “Aw, ish. I guess that’s the best way to contain it for now. The drunk tank’s the only thing we got empty down town. I’ll … look into getting … an empty cemetary vault. We could … wrap it chains, throw it in and pour cement on it.”
TRAVIS: “That actually sounds pretty good. Wish I’d thought of it.”
The gruesome and gore-covered creature is handcuffed and placed in the back of a patrol car.
Once the creature is imprisoned, it eats some people & breaks out.
Drawn by the smell of thousands of teenagers in heat, it heads south, across the United States, across the border, to Cancun!
Only one thing stands between this flesh-eating monstrosity and thousands of innocent spring breakers: Samuel L. Jackson as the ex-bandito Sheriff of Cancun, Guido Sanchez!
SLJ: “Ain’t _no_ monster gonna eat _no_ body in _my_ town!”
See him deputize the entire MTV Live crew!
See hotels explode!
See heart-stopping car chases though Mayan ruins!
See evil Mexican drug dealers meet their terrible demise!
See a cast of thousands in the largest musical number ever filmed!
See it all in 3-D!
See
J33P3RS CR33P3RS 3, D!: Spring Break Musical & Mayhem!

Jeepers Creepers 3 – Spring Break Musical!

– – –

Story treatment by

M. Jenkins & J. Hurley

– – –

We pick up directly from the end of JC2:

The SHERIFF (TRAVIS) is waiting for the CREATURE to awaken.

He says to himself, “Wish I had some back-up.”

He thinks for a minute and decides to call the State Highway Patrol.

SHERIFF: “Hey Jimmy, it’s Travis. Listen, I got this demon thing nailed to a wall in my barn. It’s sleeping right now, but I think it’s gonna wake up tonight and cause a ruckus. I’d sure appreciate it if you and a few of your boys’d come up here and help me keep an eye on it. … No, I am not drunk on corn-cob liquor. Just asking an old friend for a little help … I got donuts & coffee … Thank you kindly. I’ll put on the porch light for you.”

CAPTAIN JIMMY and two other State Highway Patrolmen arrive soon thereafter, tearing ass and peeling rubber to get to the coffee and donuts as quickly as possible.

A few minutes later, the gentlemen all settled down in rocking chairs in the BARN, with coffee and donuts aplenty, CAPTAIN JIMMY begins to ask questions.

JIMMY: “Now, Travis, what’s all this bullshit about demons nailed to your wall? If I have to haul you into town and throw you in the drunk tank again, I am going to be very disappointed.”

TRAVIS: “Oh, it’s right up there.”

He GESTURES with his SHOTGUN to the far wall of the BARN, where the CREATURE is nailed and chained to the wall.

All the Highway Patrolmen freak-the-fuck-out. Evidently, they simply hadn’t noticed it until now.

ALL: “Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck? Oh my god!” etc.

They then look back at SHERIFF TRAVIS as if he was immediately about to unleash a second, equally horrific surprise.

TRAVIS: “He’s still sleeping.”

The CREATURE twitches slightly.

All the Highway Patrolmen freak-the-fuck-out.

ALL: “Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck? Oh my god!” etc.

TRAVIS: “Looks like he’s a-waking up.”

The CREATURE begins to strain against it’s bonds and then thrash increasingly violently about.

TRAVIS: “Probably best to start shooting.”

Here begins a short but amusing musical montage. Everyone furiously FIRES at the CREATURE. It roars and screams. Soon the CREATURE’s restraints, weakened by time, the CREATURE’s own actions and the heavy, concentrated gunfire, fail and it FALLS to the dirt floor of the BARN. The men have all run out of ammo, and the CREATURE stops moving or howling. It is still alive, however, brething heavy, ragged breaths. Fade out music.

CAPTAIN JIMMY: “What the shit?!”

TRAVIS: “Jimmy, can I ask you to … uh … cuff that thing and take it down to the jail? My barn wall ain’t in no condition to hold it no more, and … uh … that’s pretty much all I had set up.”

JIMMY takes a long, hard look at the CREATURE, then the barn wall, and then at TRAVIS.

JIMMY: “Aw, shit. I guess that’s the best way to contain it for now. The drunk tank’s the only thing we got empty down town. I’ll … look into getting … an empty cemetary vault. We could … wrap it chains, throw it in and pour cement on it.”

TRAVIS: “That actually sounds pretty good. Wish I’d thought of it.”

The gruesome and gore-covered CREATURE is handcuffed and placed in the back of a patrol car.

– – –

Once the CREATURE is imprisoned at the JAIL, it eats some people & breaks out. That should be an amusing musical montage as well.

– – –

Drawn by the smell of thousands of TEENAGERS IN HEAT, it heads south, across the United States, across the Mexican border, to Cancun! This should also be an amusing musical montage, juxtaposing the SPRING BREAKERS cavorting while the CREATURE runs and flies southward, eating anyone who crosses it’s path.

– – –

Only one thing stands between this flesh-eating monstrosity and thousands of innocent spring breakers:

Samuel L. Jackson

as

the ex-bandito

Sheriff of Cancun, Guido Sanchez!

SLJ: “Ain’t no monster gonna eat no body in my town!”

– – –

See him deputize the entire MTV Live crew!

See whole hotel chains explode!

See heart-stopping car chases though Mayan ruins!

See evil Mexican drug dealers meet their gruesome demise!

See a cast of thousands in the largest musical number ever filmed!

And see it all in stunning 3-D!

See

J33P3RS CR33P3RS 3(D) – Spring Break Musical!

Planes on a Snake (Farm)!

Planes on a Snake (Farm)
Story idea by M. Jenkins & J. Hurley
June 4, 2009
Samuel L. Jackson is a simple Cajun snake farmer in rural Louisiana.
He runs a snake farm and a snake zoo called “Snake Land.”
The zoo has a large plaster entranceway in the form of a mock giant snake head.
To enter the zoo, a visitor walks in through the giant open ‘snake mouth.’
Due to local zoning restrictions, his farm is outside of town and regrettably close to the small regional airport.
After the end of a typical day, herding schoolchildren around the zoo, he is up on a ladder, leaning against the top of the snake head entranceway. He is using a broom to sweep children’s paper airplanes off the top of the snake head. He mutters under his breath, “I’m tired of these m*f*king planes on my m*f*king snake.”
The weather turns cloudy…
Watching TV in his house (attached to the side of the farm & zoo), he sees a hurricane is making an unexpected sharp turn, and is now heading directly at his location.
Meanwhile, the President has just finished speaking in New Orelans.
He and the First Lady have just enjoyed the first Presidential Mardi Gras.
The President threw out the ceremonial first beads.
Air Force One and her fighter jet escort are now headed northeast, back to DC.
They had hoped to go around the hurricane, but while travelling northward to avoid it, Air Force One is struck by lightning! She must land, and the closest airport is the one right next to Snake Land!
Air Force One makes a landing attempt, but runs off the end of the runway, right into Snake Land!
Now only Samuel L. Jackson (and the President’s Air Force escort) can save the Comander-in-Chief from a flooded zoo full of deadly snakes gone wild in –
Planes on a Snake (Farm)!

Story idea by M. Jenkins & J. Hurley

June 4, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson is a simple Cajun snake farmer in rural Louisiana.

He runs a snake farm and a snake zoo called “Snake Land.”

The zoo has a large plaster entranceway in the form of a mock giant snake head.

To enter the zoo, a visitor walks in through the giant open ‘snake mouth.’

Due to local zoning restrictions, his farm is outside of town and regrettably close to the small regional airport.

After the end of a typical day, herding schoolchildren around the zoo, he is up on a ladder, leaning against the top of the snake head entranceway. He is using a broom to sweep children’s paper airplanes off the top of the snake head. He mutters under his breath, “I’m tired of these m*f*king planes on my m*f*king snake.”

The weather turns cloudy…

Watching TV in his house (attached to the side of the farm & zoo), he sees a hurricane is making an unexpected sharp turn, and is now heading directly at his location.

Meanwhile, the President has just finished speaking in New Orelans.

He and the First Lady have just enjoyed the first Presidential Mardi Gras.

The President threw out the ceremonial ‘first beads.’

Air Force One and her fighter jet escort are now headed northeast, back to DC.

They had hoped to go around the hurricane, but while travelling northward to avoid it, Air Force One is struck by lightning! She must land, and the closest airport is the one right next to Snake Land!

Air Force One makes a landing attempt, but runs off the end of the runway, right into Snake Land!

Now only Samuel L. Jackson (and the President’s Air Force escort) can save the Comander-in-Chief from

a flooded zoo full of deadly snakes gone wild

in

Planes on a Snake (Farm)!

President Pimp

“Presidentin’ aint easy!”

 

President Pimp
“Presidentin’ aint easy!”
Story outline by M. Jenkins & J. Hurley, May 7, 2009.
– – – 
Samuel L. Jackson is America’s greatest pimp.
He is also the honorary US ambassador to Jamaica.
And, he is also the only black man with a black belt in cowboy kung-fu!
But when Air Force One crashes into Congress, and Washington DC sinks into the Atlantic Ocean, only he can save the nation from total chaos!
As the highest-ranking surviving member of the US Federal Government, President Samuel L. Jackson must meet with the Chinese premire, and defend America from the beast from the East: the immortal vampire daughter of Fu-Manchu, Saki-saki, the she-pimp of Szechuan!
Her thirst for power is matched only by her thirst for blood!
Both of which are very high!
Also, she is very attractive!
Now, America’s only hope is – 
Samuel L. Jackson as – 
President Pimp!

President Pimp

“Presidentin’ aint easy!”

 

Story outline by M. Jenkins & J. Hurley, May 7, 2009.

 

Samuel L. Jackson is America’s greatest pimp.

He is also the honorary US ambassador to Jamaica.

And, he is also the only black man with a black belt in cowboy kung-fu!

But when Air Force One crashes into Congress, and Washington DC sinks into the Atlantic Ocean, only he can save the nation from total chaos!

As the highest-ranking surviving member of the US Federal Government, President Samuel L. Jackson must meet with the Chinese premire, and defend America from the Beast from the East: the immortal vampire daughter of Fu-Manchu: Saki-saki, the she-pimp of Szechuan!

Her thirst for power is matched only by her thirst for blood!

Both of which are very high!

Also, she is very sexy!

 

Now, America’s only hope

is

Samuel L. Jackson

as

President Pimp!

Planet of the Kongs!

The terrible secret origin of King Kong – never before told!

 

Story concept by M. Jenkins & J. Hurley
June 2, 2009
– – –
The terrible secret origin of King Kong – never before told!
King Kong is actually a member of a race of giant space apes!
His ship crashed on Skull Island and all crew perished but him.
Without food, clothes, tools, or weapons, he must survive in the primeval jungle, fighting and eating dinoasurs to survive.

Story concept by M. Jenkins & J. Hurley

June 2, 2009

 

The terrible secret origin of King Kong – never before told!

 

King Kong is actually a member of a race of giant space apes!

His ship crashed on Skull Island and all crew perished but him.

Without food, clothes, tools, or weapons, he must survive in the primeval jungle, fighting and eating dinoasurs to survive.

Will he retain his “humanity” or become just as savage as the beasts he hunts?