W. C. Fields on TeePublic

In honor of the birthday of The Great Man Himself (this past Friday), I’ve put my Fields-inspired designs up on TeePublic:

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From left to right: Orange crate stencil from “It’s a Gift” with phony distressing and wood grain, New Old Lompoc House door sign from “The Bank Dick,” and the orange crate stencil ‘like new’ with no grain or distressing.

“My grandfather’s last words, just before they sprung the trap, were: “You can’t cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break, or smarten up a chump.”

For Sale: New Old Lompoc House Shirts!

Recreated from a screencap of the art very briefly seen on the front doors.

Available in your choice of 3 tasteful color combinations:


Incidentally, Lompoc (properly pronounced “Lom-poke”) is a real town in California, started as a temperance town in 1888. Which may be why “Uncle Bill” is poking a little fun at it here.